JAMES TURING! TODAY IS YOUR SPECIAL DAY. I DIDN'T HAVE TO GUESS YOUR AGE. YOUR MOM TOLD ME AND I KNOW SHE LOVES YOU IN A SPECIAL WAY. WHO AM I? I'M SECTORFIVEONE, THE LIVE ONE. I SCATTER BRIGADES. NEVER STAGNANT. MY RHYMES ARE THE FRAGMENTS OF A SHATTERED GRENADE. LET'S SEE. AT YOUR AGE, I THOUGHT GIRLS HAD COOTIES, BUT NOW THEY'RE CUTIES. SOON YOU'LL PREFER THEM OVER PLAYING THE CALL OF DUTY. WHAT'S BETTER? HARD CANDY OR THE ONES THAT ARE CHEWY? IT'S HARD TO DECIDE TRULY WHEN THEY'RE ALL SO SWEET AND FRUITY. I'M 55 AND STILL LOVE SPIDERMAN CAUSE SPIDERMAN CAN DO WHATEVER A REAL SPIDER CAN. I'M AN ADULT, BUT YOU'LL BE SURPRISED WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON. I LOVE ARTWORK AND THOSE THAT DRAW - I LOVE TO BE AROUND THEM. SOCCER IS MY FAVORITE GAME. YOU'D PROBABLY SAY THE SAME. RONALDO CHRISTIANO AND LIONEL MESSI ARE TWO OF THE BEST TO PLAY THE GAME. HERE'S A SUBTLE CHANGE IN THE WAY I ENTERTAIN. EVERYONE, PLEASE JOIN ME AS I SING THIS REFRAIN TO JAMES? HOOK HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TO YOU. I'M NOT HATING AT ALL AND I MEAN NO DISRESPECT, BUT IF I WERE SKATING, I'D FALL AND PROBABLY BREAK MY NECK. FOR ME, THAT'S AN AWFUL RISK, SO THAT'S OFF OF MY LIST. THAT WOULD FEEL YUCKY LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU A KISS. WHEN YOU BLOW THE CANDLES, I KNOW WHAT I WOULD WISH - THAT YOUR DAD WAS STILL WITH YOU. BOY, HE IS SORELY MISSED. BUT CERTAIN THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON. LET'S SEE YOUR BIGGEST SMILE. THIS IS CELEBRATING SEASON. YOU'VE GOT FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND MAY THE FUN BEGIN. IF I WERE THERE, I WOULD HAVE FROSTING ALL OVER MY CHIN. JAMES, DID YOU JUST PASS GAS? NO, NO, NO! I'M JUST MESSING. IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, YOU CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN UP YOUR PRESENTS. DON'T GIVE MOM A HARD TIME. BRING HOME THE BEST GRADES AND MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP EVERY MESS MADE. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BECOME A MAN. UNTIL THEN, SING WITH ME. EVERYONE TICKLE HIM IF YOU CAN. HOOK HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TO YOU